Things to do
Nothing is more scenic than repeative spinning stuctures throughout the landscape
Hike up a hilltop surrounded by spinning blades before sunrise. Stroll beneath the red turbine lights at sunset. Count endless pylons and turbines. Search for wildlife… or at least, where it used to be. You’ll always find something forgettable to do here.
Turbine Tube
Experience the thrill of sliding down the hillside on a decommissioned turbine, repurposed into an exhilarating tube slide. Perfect for adrenaline seekers and a fitting tribute to these retired industrial giants. What a brilliant way to recycle and to save us the hassle of moving them far.
Spinning Safari
A truly unique safari experience, winding your way through endless access roads. Admire each turbine’s distinct personality as you struggle to tell them apart, showcasing the sheer variety of identical structures replacing the natural landscape.
Twilight Towers
Step aside, Illuminight. Why let darkness hide our industrial achievements? Every night, the hills come alive with our light show Twilight Towers, ensuring you'll never experience true night again.
In the future, we plan to change the colours to raise awareness. We all know, every issue can be solved with the correct colour.
Wildlife Displacement Exhibit
Take a seat in our bird hide as we remember the wildlife that once roamed these skies. Learn about the Hen Harriers and Red Kites that used to call this place home. Why protect them? If they no longer exist, that’s one less thing to worry about.